Hi to all of the ladies of Blogstream - thought you might like these:

Dumb Men Jokes
Q:Why do men have to flex their muscles around women so much?
A:Because they have nothing else to brag about.

Q:What is the best way to get a man to stop pestering you?
A:Stare at his crotch and laugh.

Q:Why do men never stop to ask for directions?
A:Because they aren't lost, they just don't know where they are.

Q:If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
A:YES!!!

Why do men think they're so superior if they have to become men while women just are?

3 ways to have fun with men:
1.tell him that this girl he likes wants a kiss
2.take out the batteries on the remote and then tell him that a Football game is on
3.wait till the first two are complete, then innocently tell him that you thought he knew better.
Dumb Men Jokes

Q: How many men does it take to make popcorn?
A: Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Q. How do you save a man from drowning?
A. Take your foot off of his head.

Q. How are men like parking spaces?
A. The good ones are always taken and all that is left are handicapped

Q. Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
A. When the crew gets lost in space at least the women will ask for directions.

Q. How do men get excersize at the beach?
A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

Q. What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
A. E.T. phoned home.

Q. What did God say after he created man?
A. I can do better than this.

Q. What's a man's idea of helpin with the housework?
A. Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Q. How do women define a 50/50 relationship?
A. We cook/they eat; We clean/they dirty; We iron/ they wrinkle.

Q. Why are all dumb blond jokes oneliners?
A. So men can understand them.

Q. How are men like noodles?
A. They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

Q. What is the difference between government bonds and men?
A. Government bonds mature.

Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Q. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
A. When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.

Q. What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?
A. A hot dog and a six pack.