Please send help...kidnapped...Scratch...his attorney...they're coming...ahhhh h e l.......END MESSAGE

Boss man told me to quit belly achen and get to work.

New Blogs:

"Life with Schnauzers" by Schnauzer Love - dog love and a compelling personal story.

"Living with Leukemia" by Thomas - a journal of the daily struggles.

"If I were Queen of the World" - creative thumb prints of life.

"Outside the Box" by Renegade - A Stargate watcher who describes himself as "Another American outraged by corrupt politics on all sides." Leans a little left.

Some I like:

"I Gotta Tell Ya Something" by Mamamiah - "Some personal anarchy noted here daily."

"Second Chances" by Coloconnect - She's a sober Texas lady talking about her experience and traveling the blogs with her experience, strength and hope.

"So Dave Say" by Diddy - This guy describes himself as "Got a club foot and a drink problem," who is interested in breaking into off licenses (huh?) attending bail hearings, marjoram and heffer nudging. These Great Britain guys are scary!

And now for Icemelts' (The New Residencia) pick:
(Okay Ice you were right, good pick.)

"The Misanthropes Corner"
"FAR RIGHT CONSERVATIVE" -------or certain other things about him,

but I'll promise you this.... there is nobody else like him on this

blogstream." Icemelts 10/21

Don't forget scumbags, OUCH! I meant ladies and gentlemen, same disclaimer as before. Merely my opinion (and the Icemelts), the views of the chosen bloggers don't necessarily reflect mine, blah, blah.

I could use some help - anyone with helpful hints about interesting blogs, stop by. No charge for mention of your blog if your pick is used on this forum.

Blog folks. And someone get me my pills! Where is Scratch?

Where are my pills! Nobody told me how dangerous this damn job is. And now the boss tells me we ain't got workmen's whatever that is. Other words tough! I'm fucked! These guys, I won't give names but a humble scratch debunked the ice and threw away the gravy, they drugged me, tied me up and gagged me and then locked me in a closet with a creature. Oh, no, it doesn't stop there. This big, ugly white thing tore into my flesh and woke me from a drug induced stupor. Oh yeah, and then these guys spend the night making fun of me and eating my chocolate. Some people will do anything to get on my blog everyday.

Hey, you guys can make it up to me. Just take that rubber broom and get that crusty old itch off my back! She wants me guys, I can't stand it! She ain't never gettin over here.

"Can anybody tell me what time it really is?" Ooh, ouch, help! AHHH! Oh my God, shit, blood everywhere! ARGH! What, the hell have I done now? God, what have I done to deserve this?!!! Tell me! I'm a nice piece of crap...Hope the boss has workmen's comp...s h i t damn fu...ck!

Dear fellow blog streamers,

I fear a rubber broom interrupted my sleep last night and chased me into a rubber room. The keepers of the rubber room fear I might hang myself with computer cords in order to escape the wrath of Mrs. God's rubber broom and have only allowed time for a short post. After which they plan to sedate my weary mind. Possibly I should not have told them about the witch chasing the devil while on a rubber broomstick in the blog town of pissing with impunity. Help!!! They are tak.....